What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?